A long long time ago I found a very funny blog, from a Brazilian girl. Me, so stupid, didn't bookmarked it and now I have no idea which blog it was. It was those situations that you start clicking on all links and end up so far away from the origin that you cannot even trace your way back. OK, it was a metaphor, you can always go to the History.
Anyways, this girl had this writing technique that I liked a lot and decided to copy . I will call this techniquepolitically correct honesty. :-)